Invent
Connect with your childhood awe.
Saturday, 7:00 AM
You remember the cartoons. You remember the cereal. You do not remember the quarterly performance review.
Commercial? Cartoon? Or both!
Mandatory creative orientation
PlayBros Toys has identified you as a promising source of monetizable imagination.
Your assignment
Choose the world. Assemble the heroes. Design the villains. Survive stakeholders who know exactly what children want and have the spreadsheets to prove it.
Connect with your childhood awe.
Protect your ideas from the people who paid for them.
Present whatever remains of your cartoon to upper management.
Key performance indicator
Reject the safe choice and Creative Debt rises. Accept a compromise and the company may leave you alone. Briefly.
“Originality is encouraged within approved tolerances.”
PlayBros Toys accepts no responsibility for mandatory sidekicks, compromised premises, unsold inventory, creative despair, or acts of imagination.
Commercial interruption complete
Best experienced with sound on, a keyboard nearby, and an unreasonable attachment to your own ideas.
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